Douche bag of the day.

Some freakin douche bag was pounding on my door and ringing the door bell and yelling “HELLO!” FOR A HALF HOUR AT 7 IN THE MORNING! I was laying in my bed contemplating for a half hour whether or not to jump out my window on to the pricks head and stab him to death or to turn over and go back to sleep. I finally chose the second one because im to lazy and my mom opened the door and said “what are you doing pounding on my door at 7 in the morning” and you know how this mother effer anwsers. “you got served” I almost killed a man today, but God has made me lazy when I sleep so hes a lucky effin basterd.